humpday haha: things not to say on a first date

So you're on that first date lookin hot, you made sure there isn't any toothpaste residue on your shirt or deodorant on your sleeve feelin great. Well, that's half of it...the other half is how to act and what you say.

Here are some easy tips on what not to say on your first date with that hunk you just met at the bus-stop who could be a major creep but he's hot so why the hell not.

1. Asian dining - "So, how do you compare? You know...to the ol.... Asian thang" 
2. Indian restaurant - "We should totally adopt a child from India."
3. Mexican hotspot - "Just looking at beans gives me gas!"

Try & keep those simple goodies in mind next time you're checking out that hunk of lovin at the bus stop will ya?