Panic at the Rehab

The venting machine is out.

The only left items are:

1. Doritos (cheese flavor)

2. Butterfinger

3. Plain Hersey Bar
4. Crunch Bar (will break teeth)

5. A couple packs of stale old gum

(ROCKS at this point) 

Everyone is looking at each other in the waiting room like they are about to pounce on each other. It's like some sick real life version of True Blood and people are going to take action, and I mean SOON. I wouldn't dare bring any sort of snack in there, especially since my appointment is near lunch time. Sometimes I catch the receptionists starring at the machine...isn't is their job to let the delivery man know it's time for a refill. I see them pulling stuff out from thin air and munching on it, it's like they have their own storage locker UNDER the desk. I've seen 3 musketeers, even a banana at one point, if they are trying to hide their own personal snacks without the customers eating them and the snack all in one bite, they might want to pick something other than the brightest candy bar wrapper, or a piece of fruit that doesn't leave behind a giant peel. Just a thought. I wouldn't be surprised if after someone does decide to bite into another person out of pure hunger from lack of vending machine choices True Blood comes in and wants to shoot an episode.