Red Lights

They suck. We all know this. Its always when your in the biggest hurry of your life when you hit every single red light possible.
    Perhaps your wife is prego and the baby is coming out of her....maybe you are so hungry you'd rather run someone over in the crosswalk than wait for that light to turn green, or you are just plain in a HURRRRYYYY.




Whatever the case,
Nothing is worse than when you see the light turn from Green to Yellow and you decide ehh Im not in thatt much of a hurry so you do the right thing and decide to slow down and just wait for total of 5 min.


THENNNNN YOUUU SUDDENLY LOOK TO YOUR LEFT AND REALIZE the bum standing there starring straight into your car. Those short 5 minutes just turned into what feels like a lifetime. 


He's (Yes, it's a man) holding a sign that says, "Not doing so well." Well ya buddy you and me both now....the starring game begins. His eyes watering looking at you, waiting, for something, anything.


Hell I'd rather have the pregnant wife....that'd make me a lesbian anddd a light runner. (Its a word now) 


Nothing is more awkward than this situation....well maybe but for now lets claim this to being the most awkward....


You start to feel like complete ass knowing you have the A/C on full blast, listening to a brand new CD your mommy and daddy bought you, with bags of new clothes in the backseat on your way to pick up the take out your sister ordered for you and her (#bonding)...and there he is...still waiting.


What do you do?
Besides adding it to your blog.